Yeah I Have a Body Like a GoddessThe Venus of Willendorf New York Patchogue 11772

Hey Hep Cats of the 503 Do you like Slurpees Captain Kirk and singing in the shower Me too Do you like road trips the word dude and John Waters Me too Do you like cheap beer rock and roll and comic books Me too Are you over the age of 35 Me too I am bored from keeping my own company and looking to meet new people I have a full interesting life and am fortunate enough to find myself surrounded by delightful people that seem to mildly tolerate me at least but a gentleman caller eludes me A few things of interest about me I am in the process of applying to nursing school love doing volunteer work and traveling am a huge language dork and a fairtomiddlin cook I give hugs like a squishy boa constrictor but cant unhinge my jaw and am a dispensary of useless random trivia If I had a nonsuper superpower it would be the ability to figure out mass transit in any city in the world and I have SICK freestyle rap chops after a lot of beers Not unlike ZZ Top I aint lookin for much but here are a few things that might win my favors should you be interested in winning them Youre civically minded Not a requirement but a dude with a big heart makes my pupils go cartoon heart shaped Youre funny without the use of the words crack monkey or cheese as your primary punchline You can explain the strategy to playing a good game of pinball to me like I was a 4yearold I seriously dont get it Youre kind to animals children and the elderly I aint got no time for bastardry You dont have to like em you just have to be nice If you like your lady to be a bit of doging a grab bag Youll get a little science nerd a little comic book geek a little rock and roll a little hippie activist a little drag queen and a lot of fun Full disclosure I am a larger lady but not for long After a lot of hard work I only have a couple of chins and I dont have smaller fat people orbiting me so selfhigh fives Drop a line and say hello if the mood strikes

To a gentleman A un caballero New York Patchogue 11772

Thank you for fuck a dogger visiting my post Serious replies only please I am searching for a gentleman preferably between the ages of 47 and 57 who is fully aware of his physical age a gentleman who recognizes the beauty at every age About me 51 years old soon to turn 52 Divorced White Hispanic Two sons 20 and a 17 living at home with me Educated Spiritual not religious Political view middle of the road leaning to the right 56 tall 220 lbs Yes Big and Beautiful the honest truth Gray hair brown eyes No sexually transmitted diseases Non smoker Light social drinker or not at all No tattoos body piercing earrings only Likes reading movies dining out visiting with friends listening to music dancing both slow and fast hugging and cuddling sunrises and sunsets I believe in chivalry and expect open communication honesty sincerity loyalty respect integrity kindness friendship intelligence maturity trustworthiness humor love romance sensuality passion Im asking for the same things I can give in return I think of myself as an honest simple person Family is the most important thing in the world to me I would like to find a good friend If the chemistry is right I would like to pursuit a long term relationship Im looking to find a compatible soul mate Not in a rush Thanks again for visiting my post and good luck to all in your search

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Hello there Im looking for a man who wants a great house wife girlfriend with a step daughter Someone who would love to have a family and will help and support his woman Im carsex dogging caring familyoriented passionate loving single mom with a little child I am a great housekeeper cook officecomputer hostess passionate and attractive as well

WHOS WATCHING THE FIGHT TONIGHT BBW SWF SEEKING SBM OR SHM 4050 New York Patchogue 11772

Hi Im looking for a FWB to hang out and have fun with I enjoy sports cooking and a lot of other things but if I told you everything we would have nothing to talk about later Im looking for a guy that can have dogging mums fun as well as hold a conversation Right now I am not looking for a LTR but would not rule it out If your going to respond please be someone that is outgoing and not boring Just so you know I am a smoker and I do like to drink every now and then We wouldnt be able to hang at my place so hopefully you have a place we could hang out at Please send me a pic with your email and I will send you one back Thanks for reading my ad and have a great day

Where is my longhaired hottie New York Patchogue 11772

Mature larger women who LOVES younger 2535 men with longlonger hair Would be nice to find someone I can chat with hang out or do fun things like beach trips mountain drives or maybe a movie I am not sure I am ready for the relationship categorization so lets meet and see if there is chemistry first I work long hours and have a commute so week days are limited somewhat I am not your typical little old lady and leave dooging it at that Please respond with a pic and I will return the favor Hope to hear from you soon

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SEEKING SOMETHING SPECIAL New York Patchogue 11772

Short and simple PLEASE READ AND REPONSED WITH MY REQUEST AA woman seeking special friendship first with and mature AA single male that may turned into something long term Looking to meet 43yo and older single African American male only my preference in the Atlanta and surrounding areas must like having fun honest and able to communicate down to earth please be DDD free I will send pic after you put your age in the subject field with a PICTURE then I will send my picture NO PIC NO REPLY BACK Your reply will be deleted Not looking for any drama because I dont bring drama I dont smoke but do drink socially not a swingersheaven petite woman small thick with curves

Is there any man out there New York Patchogue 11772

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